The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
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Early Release: Britney Back

Okayama, so this is Britney Back Release Candidate 1.


(audio only)


If no one notices anything horrible about it, it'll likely go up on MySpace Tuesday or Wednesday.


If you don't know the original, lemme know...

BRITNEY BACK

I’m getting Britney Back  YEAH
That K-fed boy don’t know how to act  YEAH
He’s turned my baby into real white trash YEAH
So here I come he better watch his back.  YEAH

Take em’ to the bridge      c’mon
Dirty babe u-huh
Your life’s a shambles baby just behave u-huh
I’ll get your crown back, get you on your way u-huh
MTV’s princess singing I’m a Slave (for you) u-huh

Take em’ to the chorus
See here girl
Pull y’head right out of it
I want you back
Pull y’head right out of it
Come with me
Pull y’head right out of it
They’ll all see
Pull y’head right out of it
Not your fault you’re a crazy bitch
Pull y’head right out of it
Look at those hips
Pull y’head right out of it
Spread half a mile
Pull y’head right out of it
From Birthin’ those chil’
Pull y’head right out of it
And nothin’ could go wrong
Pull y’head right out of it

Nothin’ could go wrong
Pull y’head right out of it
Not much... So what...  (x2 each)

So what could go wrong

I’m getting Britney back  YEAH
I don’t care if you think that I’m on crack  YEAH
She’ll let me make up for the things he lacks  YEAH
She’s burnin' out I gotta get it fast  YEAH

She’s a crazy bitch (what?)
Dirty babe u-huh
Your life’s a shambles can’t you just behave u-huh
It’s like Madonna kissed your soul away u-huh
The world waits for the next dumb thing you say u-huh

Trashy trailer whore. (hey!)
Nothin’ could go wrong
Pull y’head right out of it
Not much... So what...  (x2 each)

So what could go wrong

You crazy? (x3)
::sigh:: No.

I don’t’ want Britney back YEAH
Her breasts are saggy and her jaw is slack YEAH
They’re making sculptures showing her ass crack YEAH
She’s queen of trailer trash and that’s a fact YEAH

Last time for the chorus
See here girl
Got y’head right out of it
Don’t want you back
Got  y’head right out of it
Can’t you see
And By it I mean your ass
You’ll ruin me
And By it I mean your ass
Not your fault you’re a crazy bitch
Her c’reer’s right in the trash
Look what they did
Her c’reer’s right in the trash
Makin you smile
Her life’s  just big car crash
While holdin’ his chil’
Her life’s  just a big car crash
And it would just be wrong
Run ’way while you still can

It would just be wrong x3
Run ‘way while you still can
It would be so wrong x3

It would be so wrong

You crazy?
No.

You crazy?
No. x2

-- Robeson 2006
Tags: moronlife, parody
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