Please, god, just let me die... or at least bring me a beer...
My phone has not stopped ringing since yesterday morning. For reasons too convoluted with government stupidity to get into, we've had to do a product upgrade that is wreaking havoc on all my sites.
I want to die. I want to die big and take people out with me in firey explosions.
I really fucking need a drink.
This is Clay, how can I help you?