The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

Shave and a Haircut, No Backs!

I am a hairy man.  I freely admit it.  My mother is part Italian, and my father is part Sasquatch.  There’s no getting around the fact that I do not have a Backstreet smooth body.  And believe it or not, it’s actually really hard for me to write this down, because I’m so self conscious of it.  I understand that it’s just the way my body is, and that it’s REALLY nothing to be ashamed of, but having copious amounts of body hair isn’t one of the Politically Correct Protected Social Classes that have been created in recent years...

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