The first sentence or two of the first entry of each month of 2006 (excluding birthday wishes & photos):
January: OMG!! I GOT TO WAIT ON A MIDGET TONIGHT!!! A MIDGET WHO IS A PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER AND USED TO DO PORN!!!111!!!11eleven!!
February: Justin and Missy brought home 9lb 6oz Lîla this morning. :)
March: Hold on to your socks folks... Unique visitors: 20474 That's 13 THOUSAND more than last month.
May: 2GB Secure Digital SanDisk Ultra II Card only $99.95.
June: God bless the twisted motherfucker who came up with Kobe beef.
July: I'm thoroughly exhausted. Had a six hour improv workshop with Todd Stashwick (yes, Chris, the M'Fashnik Demon) today along with walid_muffin and should_is.
August: From a photoshoot with Oui Be Negroes prior to the San Francisco Improv Festival last week.
September: So folks, turns out I'm bi-OSual. Yes, that's right, when it comes to operating systems, I go both ways. Right now I'm typing on a Windows XP machine, and at my elbow is a Mac OSX machine.
October: I'm sure everyone has heard about the Foley/Page/Misconduct thing going on in Washington.
November: They went with someone else. But Nancy wants me to come in for another audition tomorrow morning. So THAT'S a good thing, I guess.
December: Michael Richards hates Wookies, too... (mp4 file with audio, headphones recommended)
And there's my year.
Some of that seems like such a long time ago...