The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
clayrobeson

  • Mood:

HOLY SHIT! IT REALLY WORKS!!

They're delivering my car tomorrow!!!!

So...

Where's my fucking TiVo?!
Where's the beautiful woman who's dying to fall in love with me?!
Where's the agent looking to sign me to a movie deal?!
Where's the agent looking to sign me to a tv deal?!
Where's the agent looking to sign me to a writing deal?!
Where's Ed Fucking McMahon with my muthafuckin Publisher's Clearinghouse check?

me
Where's my Mediterranean Island?!
Subscribe

  • Milestones, or lack thereof...

    So I was at the gym on Thursday when I had my official "You've lost 30 pounds" weigh in, and Theresa (my trainer) got really serious…

  • The hobby that dare not speak its name...

    So on a POSITIVE note (which I seem to share so few of recently), I've been seeing a trainer for the last year or so. Twice a week, 30 minutes a…

  • Feel the force...

    I may or may not have just scared off a raccoon that was outside my window with a lightsaber flashlight.

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Comments allowed for friends only

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 4 comments