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clayrobeson
Pretending you know what you're doing is almost the same as knowing...
One doesn't become extraordinary-one decides to accomplish extraordinary things.
Account with Permanent package of service
Created on 17 September 2001 (#348140)
Last updated on
31 October 2015
Name:
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
Location:
San Francisco
,
California
,
United States
Website:
Stanley
Schools:
Savannah Elementary School
- Rosemead, CA (1976 - 1980)
North Cow Creek Elementary School
- Palo Cedro, CA (1980 - 1981)
Junction Junior High School
- Palo Cedro, CA (1981 - 1984)
Nova High School
- Redding, CA (1984 - 1985)
Enterprise High School
- Redding, CA (1985 - 1988)
Penn State Erie, the Behrend College
- Erie, PA (1988 - 1991)
Pennsylvania State University - University Park
- University Park, PA (1992 - 1996)
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OBLIGATORY COMIC STRIP
OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMERS
If you really want to know who I am, read
this
.
If you add me as a friend on your journal, and I don't add you back right away, PLEASE don't take offense. My Friends List is barely manageable as it is right now, and it takes forever just to catch up every morning...
OBLIGATORY PHILOSOPHY
I don't think it's so much about what you ARE but what you want to be, if only for a moment.
* Take a picture: in that moment, you are a photographer.
* Draw a stick figure: in that moment, you are an artist.
* Sing a song: in that moment, you are a singer.
* Play some music: in that moment, you are a musician.
* Dance in your living room: in that moment, you are a dancer.
OBLIGATORY QUOTES
And so the Purple Tortise devaporised onto the plains of Ur-gol and looked about him. 'Well then,' he thought, 'let's get at it, shal we?' And he turned towards the sun and began walking... --me
“Be fearless and pure; never waver in your determination or your dedication to the spiritual life. Give freely. Be self-controlled, sincere, truthful, loving, and full of the desire to serve...Learn to be detached and to take joy in renunciation. Do not get angry or harm any living creature, but be compassionate and gentle; show good will to all. Cultivate vigor, patience, will, purity; avoid malice and pride. Then, you will achieve your destiny.”
~
Krishna
from The Bhagavad Gita
Just as intellects are bewildered by my madness, I am bewildered by the frozen state of these intellects.
Because in this path, anything other than confusion and madness is distance and alienation from God.
--
Rumi,
translated by Coleman Barks
OBLIGATORY NONSEQUITOR
It has been named Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "astounding swimmer with a large penis".
OBLIGATORY SONG LYRICS
There is this thing that's like touching except you don't touch.
Back in the day it just went without saying at all.
All the world's history gradually dying of shock.
There is this thing that's like talking except you don't talk.
You... sing.
Sing for the bartender.
Sing for the janitor.
Sing.
Sing for the camera.
Sing for the animal.
Sing.
Sing for the children
shooting the children.
Sing.
Sing for the teachers
who told you that you couldn't.
Sing.
Just sing.
There is this thing
keeping everyone's lungs and lips
locked.
It is called fear
and it's seeing a great
renaissance.
After the show
you can not sing wherever
you want.
But for now
let's just pretend we're all gonna
get bombed.
So sing.
Sing cause it's obvious.
Sing for the astronaut.
Sing.
Sing for the president.
Sing for the terrorist.
Sing.
Sing for the soccer team.
Sing for the ganga weed.
Sing.
Sing for the kid
with the phone who refuses to.
Sing.
Just sing.
Ahhhhhhhhh
Life is no cabaret.
Ahhhhhhhhh
We're inviting you anyway.
Ahhhhhhhhh
You motherfuckers just sing something.
Ahhhhhhhhh
You motherfuckers just sing something.
Ahhhhhhhhh
-- The Dresden Dolls
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,
o
,
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psid
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,
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,
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,
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,
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,
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y tu mama tambien
,
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